Ramblings from the present

Recently, my close friend from the office IM (instant message) me :

Friend : hey….did you know that you are the latest gossip news in the office?

Me : What?! I didn’t know! what’s the gossip about? geez…is it about me getting pregnant?? (which I’m so not!)

Friend : No la, there’s news say that you resigned. Because your husband opened wedding shop, so you resigned to be ’si tau por’ (lady boss)

Me : WHAT!!! Like that also can!!! I wish la….

Friend : Don’t know….I heard from team ‘A’

Me : WHAT!!!!! Team ‘A’ ? I don’t even know people from team ‘A’

Me : ohhh…I didn’t know I’m so famous?

;P

Ramblings from the past

In one of the previous company that I worked with, there was a company secretary. She’s the sort who spoke perfect English, has the perfect hair, makeup and perfect little secretary skirts.

One day, she called my extension looking for my team leader. So, I passed her call to my team lead. After talking to her, my team lead turned to me and said that Ms. Secretary said that I had bad phone etiquette……

wtf ? !

I replied to  my team lead :

“Well, thank goodness I don’t work as a secretary, eh?”

 ;P